Here is probably one of the most overrated clichès of all time viewed in different perspectives.  I had a good laugh when I first got it from a friend who e-mailed it to me.

IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE, SET HER FREE... IF SHE COMES BACK, SHE'S YOURS, IF SHE DOESN'T, SHE NEVER WAS...
 

Pessimist: ======== If you love someone, Set her free.... If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, as expected, she never was.

Shakespeare: =========== If you love someone, Set her free.... If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide yourself for her.

Optimist: ======== If you love someone, Set her free.... Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious: ========= If you love someone, Set her free.... If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient: ========= If you love someone, Set her free.... If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.

Patient: ======= IF you love someone, Set her! free.... If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back....

Religious: ======== If you love someone, Set her free .... If she ever comes back, baptize her, If she doesn't, ask her to go to hell!

Playful: ====== If you love someone, Set her free .... *If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again

* C++ Programmer: =============== if(you-love(m_she)) m_she.free() if(m_she == NULL) m_she= new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist: ================== If you love someone, Set her free, In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers: ======= If you love someone, Set her free, Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that....

Bill Gates: ======== If you love someone, Set her free, If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-inst! allation fees but tell her that she's also going to get an! upgrade.

Biologist: ======== If you love someone, Set her free, She'll evolve.

Statisticians: ========== If you love someone, Set her free, If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high If she doesn't, the Weibull distribution and your relation was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger's fans: =================== If you love someone, Set her free, SHE'LL BE BACK!

Salesman: ========= If you love someone, Set her free .... If she ever comes back, deal! If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT".

Insurance agent: ============== If you love someone, Show her the plan .... If she ever comes back, sign her up, If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and never give up!

Physician: ======== If you love someone, Set her free .... If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity, If she doesn't, either there's friction higher than the force or ! the angle of collision between two objects did not synchronize at the right angle.

Mathematician: ============= If you love someone, Set her free .... If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!), If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos(52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c) where c is the infinite constant of no turning point.

Nowadays' style: ============== If You Love Someone, Set it free, If It Comes Back, It is Yours If It Doesn't, Hunted Down and Kill It...!!! OR PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL MIGRANT... ----------- If you love someone WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE SET HER FREE???